Ghetto Funk presents B-Side

B-Side is probably our best kept secret weapon, one part Superman and two parts Animal from the Muppets. Behind the decks he is a demon, he absolutely tears dance floors to pieces, he can read a crowd like no other, if his gaze falls on you you get the feeling that he can even tell what colour underwear you’re wearing…or not wearing (Fair warning!)
He has the second best head of DJ hair in the world. Fact!
His mixing skills are faultless – although you’d expect that from a drummer of Big Beat legends ‘Surreal Madrid’ who were regularly playing alongside Fatboy Slim, Basement Jaxx and Bentley Rhythm Ace back in the day, he must have been about eight years old then as he’s still only a young buck – Some of our Ghetto Funk gigs can get a little raucous and whether he’s being dry bummed or having bras thrown at him (both our fault) we’ve never heard him drop a beat yet!
He has wrestled a bear and can cook bacon twelve different ways. Facts!
His production has progressed the old school way, from cutting his own unique bootlegs for his live shows and learning as he went. A seemingly permanent residency at Southampton’s Orange rooms – practically the second home of the one and only Featurecast – helped define his sound and he’s now cranking out regular Juno top spot releases on the Ghetto Funk label.
His manners are impeccable. If he came to your house for tea, your mum would love him. Fact!
We know what releases he’s got coming out in the future and we know you are going to love him, squeeze him and tease him. Fellow producers are going to be sending him scented love letters over his Loop Masters sample package (He likes Brut or Old Spice) and this year will see him playing at all the big events including Breakspoll, Fabric and Sunrise. We’re rushing through the designs for a special helmet to deflect all the future underwear he will have thrown at him (goggles, lasers, gaffa tape, lots of netting) but we don’t yet know if it’ll fit over his second best head of DJ hair in the world!
What we do know is If you like the Ghetto Funk sound, you are looking at it’s newest megastar. Fact!


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